Dictionary of a twisted mind

furple: What you call a grape Tootsie pop after the dog gets a hold of it.

gahk!: While to Klingons this is a wonderful dish served at a meal, to humans it's the noise one makes the first time their grandbaby spits up on them.

fadelist: Someone who uses too much bleach in the laundry.

Mesopotamia: What they called it because they didn't have sanitation services.

denounce: How Jimmy measures sausage.